Green is its color...

this is a formica table.

can i add your comics to my myspace page please=^_^=

When I find out who M is, let's just say that leeches are masters of sucking. Oh yes indeedy. Especially the ones I've been preparing in Vat 59.

girl vs pig sucks babboonaas

Time to bust out the magic ideas book...

Not the "U" word again.

Love ur work!!! Found u on facebook and now im addicted! Wish u would update more often...

Would you consider adding an RSS feed to your strip? I'd love to be able to subscribe, and I bet others would, too. Thanks!

Hey! Gotta add TrueNuff to my links...

You've still got fans. We're back from our hiatus too and we might actually get around to doing the guest comic you requested from us in 2003 ;)

Is the RSS link in the left column totally unnoticeable? It's kind of tiny and apparently graham missed it.

Good to see new strips again. And thanks for posting the Guest Strips, Chris! Now we can all start work on our 2008 Guest Strip submissions…

That's one tough pig. I know, my chest still hurts from modeling for this strip!

Aww, poor piggie. She sure loves pork, don't she? But, say, is a pig still a symbol of good luck when it's dead?

Another new strip, truly we live in the best of times. And the guest strips (including mine) are up. Now what are we going to tease you about?

Yay my guest strip is up!! Can we have an RSS feed for the Her! updates??

Why would you doubt us? We never went anywhere!

Abe Lincoln; Lincoln, Nebraska; Lincoln Cathedral; Linkin Park... but I like the Lincoln Logs best! Go, Chris, Go!

Worth the wait, after all, Ambrose Bierce built the Devils Dictionary without hurry... brick by brick...

YAY! *:)*

Things were browner in the olden days.

Yes! You're finally updating again, there is a god

Woo Woo. Comments are back!

loving the early xmas present (nothing like animated violence to get someone in the xmas spirit)...welcome back!

"We are here!" "We are here!" So how long should we wait to tease you about the guest strips? ;-)

Worry not, we be waiting. Just can't get enough Pork products these days! Glad to hear the Spam didn't drive you away from the Webs entirely.

Comments are back! New white background! No new comic, but hey, something's changed! WooHoo!!!

@MAUL no sweat, do what you must. @RAY thanks for blessing my site with a beautiful ad!

Is it a problem if I use adblock to disable the ad? :)

Glad you're back! I'm advertising my graphic-novel-of-a-humorous-persuasion, Another Dirt Sandwich, to celebrate. Thanks for getting all Project Wonderfully. Enjoy my money dollars. Merry Fishmas! Walruses.

Great. I love this comic, I hope you start updating daily soon.

Most excellent news, Chris! Been drinking from Circe's cup again, eh? I look forward to your manifesto and also more HLS. Pig thought: Pig & man (or Girl) wander alternative paths, yet it seems they meet still at discomforting junctions... The meal of prosciutto or spam, the implant of porcine tissue as a human ailment's cure and influenza.

Comments back on but will be held for moderation until anti-spam measures are working...

Turning off comments. Sorry. Too much spam #%#$#$

Nice work removing all the spam! So onward with the Guest Strips and Updates, eh?... Eh?... (sigh*).

Dude, you're getting behind on the... you know... the "U" word.

ah, it's been some time since i've been here

Spam Haiku: Silent, former pig one communal awareness myriad pink bricks nice...

I remember a time when the only posts on here were annoying people like me begging for the guest strips. Now its all spam. I feel old.

*chokes and gags* new comics! huzzah!

Symbiote! Symbiote!

Cute leech!

Genius. Pure genius. Or is that genus. Hmmm. Lemme check. No. I was right.

I've gotten two of my friends at seminary hooked on Her!; when they get married they're gonna incorporate "squid face" into their vows. Here's how you mime "squid face": hold your hand to your nose, palm out, and wiggle your fingers like tentacles. Thanks for being inspiring (cue wacky soaring soundtrack).

Of course given the rarity of new strips and the availability of guest strips I see no conflict. Of course, Chris' invitation said posted on September 8, but not which September 8. ;-) It could be ten years from. Or Chris could have traveled in time and posted them in the past. May be even before the human internet. Was there a intelligent dinosaur reveling in the humor a mysterious comic strip from the future? The mind boggles...

I bet they don't go up till Chris' next birthday. To be honest, I would rather a new strip than the guest strips.

Her! Guest Strips Hostage Crisis. Day 228 of captivity. Chris Bishop rumored to be torturing the Guest Strips by showing looping slideshow of Family Circus strips with Celine Dion music as the soundtrack.

PS: As a devout disparager of the Little Red Hen Syndrome, let me be the first to offer up my HELP and not just my criticism of the Guest Strip Hostage Crisis. I would be GLAD to help you get the Guest Strips ready for posting. I have some free time and a modest collection of web creation/graphics software and stand at the ready to render assistance. Reach me through my site if you're interested. And I'm sure there must be OTHERS willing to help: “And she did…”

The HLS short is superb! I joined just to vote 'Funny' and I'm not a joiner. As to the Guest Strip Hostage Crisis... Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed to a pig wallowing in manure.

nice short there, i was amused. The fact its pretty much PG makes it hillarious

Wow, a "Walking Tall" rating; pretty impressive for the first try! So, tell us the truth, Chrissy, which one of the Lesbians is you?

GVP is great, I only found out about it today... a bit of catching up I think.

damn this is so kewl.. to be honest it`s my first online comic i ever read.. it`s so funny love the girl love the pig :D waiting for next episode.. happy healing Bishop :D

hi nice site.

Hey there, your comic is really great! Plz don't give up!

hi nice site.

So...I guess they died...

Heh... armor? Now you tell me. Taking a break while the ankle heals. Oww..

Chris, haven't you learned to stop kicking the end boss? She's armored, FFS! Welcome semi-back!

Her! Guest Strips Hostage Crisis. Day 208 of captivity

Very Very cool.

Sorry to hear about your ankle, my man, how will you ride your Segway now?

Hi all! Bye

So being a hateful angel is better than a dissatisfied human. But what about the ecstatic jellyfish?

The _delayed_ guest strips recall the 'swine objection'... Is it really better to be a human being dissatisfied, than a pig satisfied.

fff

get a motorised scooter and become a vengeful motorist mowing down unsuspecting pedestrians...

Hi. I hurt my ankle two days ago. Walking sucks.

You started Her up again, and never told me, none of you ever said a word, I'm shocked, terrified, gobsmacked. Soon as my crack leechtroopers get back from Washington (don't ask) you're all going to be in BIG trouble.

Came across your comic after buying your awesome Afternoon Delights tee. Love this strip, it's like Happy Tree Friends meets Emily The Strange!

www.1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.com

you know what would be funny? if google's website URL was 1 followed by 100 zeros dot com i bet people wouldn't use it so much.

hello from google...

hi...good site.

I looooooooove this site :P Ballet slippers in the hellish nightmare... nice

It's not late -- it's early for this week. (Blame daylight savings)

Love the strip, thank you for reviving it.

Yay! More funny! Woo!

Chris, I'm so glad you're back.

HEY!!! I like criminal intent!

I.. I.. I THINK I LOVE YOU!!!

YAY!!!! new comic huzzah!

man - you don't even have to make the guest strips - what's the holdup? - and updated tuesdays....which ones? sorry i'm being an ass - nevermind

As to the Guest Strips: The fattening pig will be eaten many times in anticipation before it at length falls victim to the butcher’s knife.

I agree with Recbecka.

Where is our guest strips? When will we get it? O_- We neede it!!!! Pls hurry up!

Maww haw haw Eat that pig!

Hhaaha... i need to hire bob as a writer...

What he said.

Gung hay fat choy! Happy 4705, the "Year of the Pig"!! Dammm, and I'm still writing "Dog" on all my checks.

Yeah - Sally is a good name for a mech .... if it does the washing up.

If I had a thundering great battlemech, I'd call it Sally. I think Sally is a nice name for a 'mech.

Awesome! Gotta love robots.

dude if you pulled that one off it would have been epic, but then again then they might start looking for 9-11 clues in the strip. And whos they you ask, beats me but that seemed to be the conspiracy nut thing to say

Ah well... it was the 8th.

Wait a second... strip #206? Didn't she die on February 6th or 2.06?

Dudes, did I predict Anna Nicole Smith's death in strip 206?

there is definatly times i chuchle at them, im too busy most of the time to remember to pick up a copy. But comics are normally what i read first. But sadly I havent read them consistatnly to say how good they are, A couple years ago there was one about talking tampons, i thought it was so so, but some people loved that one i know.

How the The Leader? I used to be editor of the comics section. Any good strips?

eh its fredonia, not much really changes here, there is a starbucks on campus now, uhhh fredfest kinda blows now compared to its past, people for some reason still beleive sunny's is the shit, but not too bad here really.

"Fredonia"?? Like in "Duck Soup"? Was there perchance a strange kid in your class named Rufus T. Firefly? Or, a Professor named Wagstaff? This may explain a lot about your humor.

Seriously though - how is Fredonia?

How are things at Yale?

OMG ive known about this comic for a few months and i just checked the bio, which made me read your resume, which made me learn you went to the same college as I do right now. creepy stalkerish, maybe. But cool to me none the less.

Love the new strip. Canibalism is comic gold.

Thomas should have a strip dedicated all to himself...something like being cremated while still alive would be appropriate...or something involving punji pits - they're always fun...

Prince?

A handful of updates every six months or so? Well, hoo-frickin'-ray. Maybe I'll be back- probably I won't. Just like the "artist."

Avast! Doth mine eyes deceive me? New strips! Forsooth!

My Eyes!! The ads burn my eyes!

recently just stumbled upon your comic strips... wanted you to know that you've got a new fan here. ^_^

whoah! i almost deleted this out of my favorites! good to see you back at it.

chris please marry me, this kind of creativity is something i want to have with me all the time.[or you can just take your brains out and send me if it's ok with you]

Woo hoo!! You're back and better than ever! *:)*

Ooooh, damn fine URL, Dan. Happy Ground Hog Day, every body! And to celebrate, Chris wants us all to go "wii wii wii" all the way home! I love the smell of bacon in the morning... it smells like... bacon.

Another? Excellent. Welcome *back* Chris... We DO exist! And don't discount flying pigs before you have a good air defense.

Another new one? It's like Christmas --- late!

Lucky me! Your back !

Horray! Horray! I'm so excited you're back!

Hey dudes - got a wii? Let's exchange wii numbers and mingle. 5732 7773 0450 1809

Hooray! Thanks for all the traffic, Chris. The guest strip I sent you back in the day has a glaring error on it, but I can send you the fixed one if you want.

I have all the guest strips saved. I just need to process them and build the pages. Soon enough...

Where are the new guest strips?

We are here, we are here, we are here. I never abandoned hope. I checked each day - and held back a sob every time there wasn't a strip. So where's the guest strips? I've been looking for my .05 seconds of fame again. ;-)

Wow! I was wondering if you would ever come back. What a nice surprise.

Danger! Danger! Danger! =)

Don't take this comment as a sign I'm back.

hey i even sent you a mail when you said you were probably the only one! :-/ stop acting like we don't exist [please]

"Well get out the Crayolas and color me tickled pink!"

+1 reader

Can I PLEASE get my test results now?

I dearly hope that you are truly back-- you're doing one of the best-looking and cleverest strips on the 'nets.

Hey, nice to see that you and yours are almost back - I'm glad FireFox doesn't automagically prune old Bookmarks. So, how've you been? How's the knife and kittens?

That, or you're hallucinating....

You totally have 4. :)

Yay, I have 3 readers!

nice to have you back...

Comments are working and public!!!! *crickets*

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